August 2010
1 post
you think you know
you think you know everything there is to know about something, or maybe that you know enough to be considered smart, or enough to feel that your place in the world is not for a waste
you think that what you know will be useful to the world, change the world and ultimately you will leave a lasting mark on everything that is to come
or maybe not everything, but something
you think that what...
June 2010
3 posts
Excuse me?
I’m sorry, what? How the fuck is it my fault, you dumb sloo!
Yea i get that i fucked up.
And i probably could have prepared better
Or done the shit in advance
But you were the one who couldn’t get my shit figured out in the 3 months I gave you
You said you had it under control
You said I didnt have to do anything, so thats what i fucking did
So it’s your fault for...
Amanda Palmer →
Fuckin Listen To This: Radiohead Cover by AmandaFuckingPalmer
The Art of Giving Up - DYSKE.COM →
Fuckin read it…
May 2010
1 post
the absence of a title makes my next thoughts that much more deep
and…provoking
therefore i won’t provide any context to my words
and keep it short….to show that my pain is brief but moving
…. ellipses are beautiful
like my pain
April 2010
5 posts
Chris Abani muses on humanity →
beauty.
The iPad Made Me Poop Bricks →
The iPad….now in stores. Purchase it before everyone except for you has one.
Yes. Everyone. Even the Haitians.
1 tag
formspring.me
Ask me anything http://formspring.me/philturkie
after 4 yrs
after 4 years, in grade 12 i have the ability to look back at my time spent here, my path i took to get here and all the rights and wrongs i have done to others and myself
its humbling
and awakening
and holy fuck that’s an eye-opener
ive sped through so much of my life, powered through a lot of moments assuming there would be better ones to come and fucking up moments i thought...
March 2010
2 posts
you must be fucking mistaken
no, please continue to write. im serious i want to hear ALL about you and your views on the world, society and the like. finished? oh come on you can cram in more of your thoughts onto that deceptively free style facebook note page.
continue to post in volumes about how numbers control your life, how the music lyrics you come up with define life in such an edgy, indie and understandably ironic...
Wait What?
Leopold: Wait what?
Pretentious Artist: Yes
L: You're going where?
P: You know.
L: But.....why?
P: Why not
L: All sorts of reasons!
P: Well there you go, choose one and live happy.
L: We were supposed to hang out together though
P: Things change, life goes.
L: I dont want to go.
P: Don't be like that. Let's go.
L: We cant!
P: Why not
L: You know.
P: If I did I wouldn't be going
L: Then leave
P: Fine!
L: Fine!
February 2010
2 posts
ezbutton
dont worry about anything anymore !!
why? becuz the answer is here
when worried, stressed, sad, depressed take a long sit and bitch bitch bitch
bitch to yur momma bitch to yur dad, bitch to yur friends who never get sad and take out all the aggressions inside ur itty bitty heart
and shit them into a box
and take that box
and bring it to school
and lay it onto the floor
for 6...
Tumblr Is Not A Forum/Chat Website
No. It is not.
Good Day.
January 2010
2 posts
180 Min Condensed into 3
woah wait what?
im sorry thats nuts
CRAZY
woah
seriously
like legit?
no lie
totes true
yes
…..fo shizzle?
SERIOUSNESS
and its needed when?
next week?
you sure?
absolutely
like 100%
kay yes please double check
kay 2 weeks
legit
…..
….
..
.
uhm kay NOT COOL! One play into 3 itty bitty shitty scripties
fuck youuuuuuu. tho i can totally do this
i obviously...
pass....that.....DUTCH!!!!
YEEEEE BOOIIIIIIIIII girls we guna pop our booties on the dance floor yeee crump it till you dump it WUHT WUHT!!!!
baby be looking at meeee yeee shawty get down sorry girl you to fug for this thug YEEEE
what. what. what.
why.
I am listening, currently, at this moment, to PASS THAT DUTCH by Missy Elliot (THANK YOU OH THANK YOU YOU ALL ARE SO WONDERFUL) and I am reminded me of something a...
December 2009
5 posts
new yizzear
new year…in the middle of the term tho.
so not rlly a new year for anyone but adults. and adults dont really get anything anymore so nbd on that one right there
unfortunately it falls to us children to understand new years. but then again we can’t really comprehend what a new year will entail anyway, considering its in the middle of a school year already
which is cause for much...
kabooooooooooooooom
kay so anger, nbd right? just ignore it, push it aside, put it on the dl and move on
BUT YOU CANT cuz the anger is now there. chillin and shit, and ur like cmon anger p.o im tryna get my shit done, tryna move on, tryna beat the down of life you know
but it hits you. YOURE FUCKING ANGRY BABY! ANGRY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!
hits you again, and again, and again, and again
you try to maybe keep it...
Jesus Christmas
Pretentious Artist: Holy mother of god
Leopold Brown: ....Gaia?
PA: No! Jesus you're stupid. I regret the day I ever consumed you
LB: Your mom said the same thing last night
PA: ....it's christmas eve.
LB: It's also a thursday
PA: SHUT UP! Okay, it is christmas eve and I believe we owe it to our one....misguided fan.....to say merry christmas eve, merry christmas and happy new year in that order
LB: Isn't your whole mantra the fact that we do not owe anything to our fans?
PA: Fan....singular
LB: What about the stout fellow on the back?
PA: Chronic masturbator with a thing for ugly guys
LB: Oh....so shall we do this?
PA: I suppose we shall
LB: All together?
PA: Like I would share the same sound waves with you, you go first then I'll do it right
LB: How can you mess......you know what
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE, MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY NEW YEAR!
PA: told you, you would screw it up
LB: For the love of god
I want a hippopotamous for christmas
CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT MORE AND SO THIS CHRISTMAS YOU GET MORE SHOWS MORE MOVIES MORE MUSIC MORE!!!!
…fuck off….
don’t tell me what christmas is about.
tell me what to buy, what to shit on, what to hate and what to love. dont tell me what christmas is
christmas is and will always be about: ______________________
SO SCREW YOU MUCHMOREMUSIC and screw you christmas...
Zoom Out
stream of consciousness no punctuations no nothing just simply writing and being and living and your head slowly spilling each thought onto the page but how does that work if your head is like the millions of starving children devoid of information or topic or reason or dance or anything else in the world and all you can do is stare at the keyboard and live like you understand and maybe things...
November 2009
3 posts
Can't See Jack Shit
I can’t see jack shit. That is right, jack fucking shit. I honestly can’t see jack. fucking. shit.
What can’t I see? Exactly the point, what can’t I see. Well let’s see here: can’t see anything beyond my own mind yet at the same time can’t see anything profound inside my brain.
How useless is it to be trapped inside one’s head completely forever...
Remember Remember The 11th of November
I wish what I wrote in this bloggedybligblog of was important
and could convey what i feel on this issue right here
but it wont and cant because i dont even know what this feeling is
and theres nothing i can do to ease the suffering of the past
nor can i express to others why we spend a day remembering
not the reason, but the meaning, the feeling and the lives put behind this day
so i...
Innocence
While buying a 99cent, 695mL recyclable can of Arizona GREEN TEA with GINSENG and HONEY! (environmentalists, economists, yoga masters, and old wise asian men are all jizzing their pants right now) i saw a little girl, perhaps a toddler, looking about the candy racks. Perusing this and deciding upon that she came across one particularly attractive piece of candy and smelled it to see if its good or...
October 2009
3 posts
Mr. Pumpkin Man
It’s halloween. the day in which we disguise ourselves. yessss disguise ourselves.
WHY DO WE DO IT!
WHY DO WE HIDE OURSELVES
isnt the human being much more scarier than any monster we can come up with
the very viable potential of murder, rape, cannibalism, and overall mass destruction
much more fucking terrifying than any witch or ghoul or jigsaw out there
and on that note, since...
I Don't Like Your Green Eggs and Ham
I don’t like you, Sam, my man.
I don’t like your Green Eggs and Ham.
I did at one point like you, Sam.
And the way you felt, just like my fam.
But now I don’t like you, Sam, my man.
I hate the way you speak and speak.
I hate the way you wreak of leek.
I wished you were a super geek.
I’d kick your ass, with my beak.
Because I don’t like you, Sam, my man.
...
Tumblarity = 0
What is wonderful about my life? Almost every single aspect of it, minus the crippling self-doubt and over active imagination BUT that comes with the territory of being FUCKING AMAZING amirite?
Yours truly does not write on tumblr much anymore because there is nothing rattling inside of his head threatening to make him explode. If there was you’d see rants, arguements, frustration and all...
September 2009
10 posts
Destroy It
Destroy everything you’ve ever known about anything in the world. All the books, the papers, the files, the folders. Every little place you keep information that you use to define the world we live in.
Then spend 40 years in solitary confinement in your dead, destroyed room being fed meals through tubes and buttons. Forget everything you have ever known about anything.
Spend another 10...
1 tag
The Close of a CD
Beautiful piano filling my eardrums full to bursting of music so eloquently pushed out that it seems almost like a cherub threw up on a human and he was inspired to write it. The last song of the CD that brings all heartache, tragedy, hatred, love and passion to a depressing close.
/unwrapping plastic
Quick!! Before the depressing mood that follows the end of a CD sets in, ADHD yourself to a...
Theatre Buffs Everywhere, UNITE!
If you build it, they will come.
This is true for all manner of beings, theatre nerds, gothica punk fans, brechtian punk cabaret enthusiasts, sports fans, fans of sports fans, bus junkies, junkies, crunky munkies and finally the carl’s of the world.
The greatest gift you can give someone is love.
What the fuck does that even mean. I can think of many different things I can give to...
Happy Song
This is my four year old brother trying to cheer me up... It worked.
Me: I'm Sad
Rylan: Why are you sad?
Me: Because my friends are being... mean
Rylan: Your friends are being mean?
Me: Yes
Rylan: Well i can make them happy
Me: Why are you going to make them happy? make me happy.
Rylan: Okay, i can sing
Me: Okay
Rylan: Happy song happy song happy song (singing) are you happy yet?
Me: That wasn't a song
Rylan: (Starts singing the alphabet song.) Your happy now!
Me: Yup, thank you
Rylan: Are your friends happy?
Me: No, they are still mean
Rylan: I'll sing for them too
Me: They aren't here
Rylan: I'll sing louder
Why do children get it when people don't?
Your brother is my new hero : )
You Know When...
You know when you dip your toe into a fucking freezing cold pool, all prepared with your shorts and lack of undies on and awkwardly misshapen body already out of a t-shirt. You are committed to this jump. Your friends keep spanking your mental sanctuary with their chants “DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!”
You know the water is cold, you know you’ll regret it, you know your temperature...
Hinterland Who's Who?
I asked a young child, with bright green eyes
what he wanted most in the world.
He looked at me, eyes on the prize
and said: I want to be rich rich rich!
Everyone laughed, rolled their eyes
patted his head, and took a big sigh.
I, however, did not break my gaze
I stared at him, looking a little crazed
and said: you, my son, will destroy the world.
Why oh why do you need to be...
Prittle Prattle, Useless Chattle
Yours truly has hit a creative drought and is currently doing epic rain dances so that I can write the three creative works I have been mulling over for the past while now.
I have also decided to kill, chew, swallow and digest Leopold Brown and integrate him into a higher being of blogging talent….that and running two blogs is stupid…..poo on you.
So the exciting life of Leopold...
Writers Block
Leopold Brown: You useless piece of crap!
Yours Truly: Save it for the marriage my dear.
Leopold Brown: Stop complaining about your anxiety, restlessness and writers block -
Yours Truly: Excuse me, but I do not have writers block -
Leopold Brown: AND YOUR DENIAL! It is not getting you any sympathy from anyone.
Yours Truly: I dropped 10 tumblarity points today
Leopold Brown: Get a boyfriend
Yours Truly: And suddenly my mother appears!
Leopold Brown: If you have writers block then why are you writing this?
Yours Truly: Perhaps it is a farewell to everyone who believed in me?
Leopold Brown: Always running from a challenge?
Yours Truly: More like running to the solution but getting distracted along the way.
Leopold Brown: Well aren't you special.
Yours Truly: No, I'm just pretentious.
Leopold Brown: Don't start!
Yours Truly: Alright, I'll stop.
August 2009
15 posts
The Archdruid Report: The End of the Information... →
It is possible to be terrified by the most simplest of concepts to understand. Read while alone, in a quiet room and with an open, intelligent mind.
God-Like Epiphany Under Way →
Fucking true! Leprechaun. Fucking true!
RIP MJ
“Jeeze are you always on?”
– Monty Burns, The Simpsons. Directed towards Lisa as they wait awkwardly in his office. He asks her a question about music and she gives a dignified response about social stereotypes.
Yes, the Lisa’s of the world are always on. It is important to us….them that they impart their own...
No Option for Love on the Sims
The Sims I have created and put forth into the world of the Sims will never have true love. They will never feel that special connection that makes them want to be with another Sim the way humans sometimes feel about their dogs.
Why is this?
Because Sims being put forth into a neighborhood created by a programmer in his gray cubicle will never hold the amount of options for eligible bachelors...
Stream of Consciousness
To work up the creative energy and employ all of your thoughts into one cohesive creative outlet is a daunting task. To do so while exhausted from the drim drab boring blah working day of the average man is to do said daunting creative task while juggling a whiney bastard child, a wine tasting at 7:00 and soccer practice at 7:20.
The creative mind is one that does not come when beckoned, respond...
“After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”
– Albus Dumbledore
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone - J.K. Rowling
I was thinking of a quote I should post that really meant something to me, and I searched and searched, but then simply looked up to my unfinished bookshelf, and saw my friend Aimee smiling down at me from the thank you...
Leopold Brown Does Not Know Who He Is Dealing... →
He believes he can post the hum-drum boring bits of every day life and get away with it?
No. As a man of the cloth I refuse to let such blasphemy go on. He shall be smited I say SMITED!
I will smite the crap out of him….mwahaha yes I will.
Dun, dun, dunnnnn
Fly In My Basement Does Not Understand Personal...
The fly in my basement attacks my vision, trying to be noticed for its amazing powers of flight but also trying not to be attacked for being an annoying tease.
Flitting back and forth across my computer screen, my basement cages all of my creative being into some nostalgic loft-esque dream every actor has.
“If you know what the above passage means please raise your hand”
Fly...
“She’s the kind of girl who tells you she’s bipolar just to make you...”
– “Dirty Business” by The Dresden Dolls
Amanda Palmer. The Dresden Dolls. Punk Cabaret. All of these things make my life right, and this quote proves that all is right with the world. So much can be said in so little of a line, and this one is major proof of that.
Questionable Content →
A great webcomic for this who actually enjoy good webcomics! Characters are amazing, the web art is pretty damn good and the story line is actually interesting. Enjoy dammit!
Advice Givers Sanctuary!
LIES! There is no such thing as a sanctuary for the giver of advice
no solitude
no support group
and certainly no advice giver for the advice giver
who is there to support you
when you support others?
NO ONE :)
im sorry to say but we go unnoticed
giving great advice
but always failing at our own lives
which are put in the background as
the social consumer throws its trash
into our advice...
My First Time
Nope! Not a virginity post
its just my first “wrote specifically as a blog” blog.
I don’t know how to blog really, but i do know how to ramble
and go crazy and such
which could possibly be blogging
…right?
I don’t know if you are interesting in my life, but if you are thats wonderful!
I hope to entertain you
I will include photos and websites and music sites of...