Mr. Pumpkin Man
It’s halloween. the day in which we disguise ourselves. yessss disguise ourselves.
WHY DO WE DO IT!
WHY DO WE HIDE OURSELVES
isnt the human being much more scarier than any monster we can come up with
the very viable potential of murder, rape, cannibalism, and overall mass destruction
much more fucking terrifying than any witch or ghoul or jigsaw out there
and on that note, since when is dressing up as The Joker, or Jigsaw or any other well done evil character out there result in you being much creepier or darker. I’m tired of people walking around the school with their WHY SO SERIOUS shirts and saying “wanna see a magic trick” like they are the bees knees of dark insane clownhood. You can barely do the voice, you have no idea the mental state, you’re just using that to boost your own dark street cred because that’s whats in right now.
When did originality in costume ideas become stupid and plagiarizing the same weird character each year become what halloweens all about.
RESURRECT THE CONSTRUCTION OF YOUR OWN COSTUME
BRING IT BACK TO LIFE AND LET THE JOKER DIE IN PEACE
have a beautiful halloween evening
hope its filled with terror and fright
and if not, i’ll come visit
and change your mind :)
