I want a hippopotamous for christmas
CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT MORE AND SO THIS CHRISTMAS YOU GET MORE SHOWS MORE MOVIES MORE MUSIC MORE!!!!
…fuck off….
don’t tell me what christmas is about.
tell me what to buy, what to shit on, what to hate and what to love. dont tell me what christmas is
christmas is and will always be about: ______________________
SO SCREW YOU MUCHMOREMUSIC and screw you christmas commercials
and screw you everyone who bases your friendship on the monetary value or amount of gifts one buys for someone else
lets be serious here, if you base your friendship on what, on one arbitrary day, someone buys you, then how is that a healthy friendship
OH OH BUT PRETENTIOUSARTIST ITS ABOUT THE THOUGHT BEHIND THE GIFT!!!!!
what though? someone could buy you a sweater, a hat, a book, a ring, a stapler, ANYTHING and it could mean absolutely nothing except perhaps “hey look, you’re ugly imo so lets buy you something to make you prettier”
so, instead of buying into this buying people shit, give the people you care about a hug, or a card, or a message, or something you made or put thought into
and, instead of bitching about your friend behind their backs for not getting you a gift, dont expect people to buy you gifts
DONT EXPECT PEOPLE TO DO ANYTHING!!!!!
jezuhs christ, people will do whatever they feel, and if you expect someone to: recognize you, buy you something, hug you, know what you’re thinking, be your besty, be trustworthy etc etc
you’re in for some troublesome times
be who you would want them to be and maybe one day someone will do the same
and finding that person who is what you want and you are to them what they want…..marry them
regardless of gender, sexuality, preference, girth or speed: marry them in some way
dont let go, because pretentiousartist guarantees you this: if you do find that person
their gift on christmas morning will destroy any gift you have ever gotten….and this gift could potentially not even exist.
happy holidays everyone =D
