The Paranoid Ramblings of a Pretentious Artist

Jesus Christmas

Thursday December 24, 2009
  • Pretentious Artist: Holy mother of god
  • Leopold Brown: ....Gaia?
  • PA: No! Jesus you're stupid. I regret the day I ever consumed you
  • LB: Your mom said the same thing last night
  • PA: ....it's christmas eve.
  • LB: It's also a thursday
  • PA: SHUT UP! Okay, it is christmas eve and I believe we owe it to our one....misguided fan.....to say merry christmas eve, merry christmas and happy new year in that order
  • LB: Isn't your whole mantra the fact that we do not owe anything to our fans?
  • PA: Fan....singular
  • LB: What about the stout fellow on the back?
  • PA: Chronic masturbator with a thing for ugly guys
  • LB: Oh....so shall we do this?
  • PA: I suppose we shall
  • LB: All together?
  • PA: Like I would share the same sound waves with you, you go first then I'll do it right
  • LB: How can you mess......you know what
  • MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE, MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY NEW YEAR!
  • PA: told you, you would screw it up
  • LB: For the love of god